Zaly, tes 'notices d'emballages' sont formidable (et aussi le commentaire si c'est de toi aussi).
Zaly a écrit :
Sur un sèche-cheveux de marque Sears :
Ne pas utiliser pendant que vous dormez.
(Zut ! C'est le seul moment que j'ai pour sécher mes cheveux !)
I particularly like that one....j'ai quelques aussi (un peu different, et desolee, en anglais).
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the **!@?%! alone.
2. It is always darkest before dawn. So, if you are going to steal your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
3. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
4. Before criticising someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
5. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
6. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
7. A closed mouth gathers no foot (ie a combination of a rolling stone gathers no moss and 'foot in mouth' proverb)
8. There are 2 theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
9. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Oh, and I found some proper 'instructions ones' - hope they haven't already been given in French (I've forgotten the list).
On a blanket from Taiwan:
"Not to be used as protection from a Tornado"
On a helmet mounted mirror used by American cyclists:
"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you.
On a Taiwanese shampoo:
"Use repeatedly for severe damage."
On a New Zealand insect spray:
"This product not tested on animals."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: - open packet, eat nuts."
on a paint stripper heat gun:
"Not to be used as a hairdryer."
Kate